Hey, gentlemen and ladies strap your belts in and get ready for a ride of absurdity! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolutely thrilling ride, in more the ways you could imagine. This movie is based on the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an shocking horror comedy that is sure to have you laughing, scratching your head, and thinking about your choices in life, both bears as well as drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
From the moment we meet the glamorous Andrew C Thornton, played perfectly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're set for a wild trip. The man is a smuggler who has style with grace, elegance and a ability to dump his valuable cargo in the most unfortunate locations. He didn't realize at the time he'd by accident create the legend of the century--the "Cocaine Bear!"
So, let go of everything you believe you know about bears as well as their nutritional preferences. This movie takes a daring argument and claims that when bears ingest cocaine, they will not just have fun, but turn into bloodthirsty monsters! Beware, Godzilla here's a new queen in town. And Bears have a love of powdered substances.
Our cast of characters, which includes the inept police officers along with the unlucky criminals and innocent citizens who failed to find their way from a plastic bag is sure to keep you with laughter. Their collective incompetence will be incredible to witness. If you're ever in need of some laughs Imagine investigators Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell working together to investigate the mystery without accidentally shooting each other.
Also, let's not forget our brave adventurers, Olaf as well as Elsa. It's not those who appear in "Frozen." These two hikers stumble upon the treasures of Colombian deliciousness, and just before you're able to say "Bearzilla," they become those who are the most likely targets of Cocaine Bear's endless hunger. In reality, who would need the luxury of a Disney princess when there's an aggressive, sniffing bear at large?
The film is a perfect blend of comedy and terror which makes you laugh at when you laugh and then grip you to your chair in fear the next. The body count is higher than the hairs on your neck, so you'll have to cheer at each death with a wicked joy. It's exactly like watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
We'll now discuss that final battle. Imagine: a cascading waterfall streaming down the middle, the fearless trio consisting of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry ready to take on this beast called the Cocaine Bear. This is a battle of to be remembered, featuring explosives, roars from the bear, and enough white powder to knock Tony Montana to shame. In the exact moment you think you've lost the fight but it's then revived thanks to a cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of legendary proportions.
Sure "Cocaine Bear" may have it's flaws. The editing is as jumpy and jittery as a caffeine-induced squirrel leading you to scratch your head and asking yourself if that film reel is actually used to serve as scratching platform. Do not worry, viewers, for the bear's CGI is surprisingly top-notch. It is a show-stealing bear and those (blog) who edited the show appeared to seem to be in a high-sugar state their own.
The film is a mix of double-crossings, tension, with unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. After the credits have rolled when you're out the door smiling around your mouth, take note of his final warning to the audience: Keep bears away from food, for example, don't feed them drugs or fellow hikers. Trust me, it won't go well for any of the people involved.
Grab your popcorn, buckle in, and get yourself immersed in the thrilling world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a truly unique experience that will have you in tears, while you contemplate the significance of bears and their in-depth party possibility.